Peanuts by Charles Schulz for August 18, 1976

Transcript:

Linus and Lucy stand in the outfield. Lucy writes on a notepad and asks, "Do you object to violence in sports?"<BR><BR> Linus replies, "Yes, when the players on the other team drag me into their dugout, and beat on me with their bats, I object to that."<BR><BR> The ball is hit to Linus. Lucy says, "Good grief! Has that ever happened?"<BR><BR> Linus throws the ball back in and says, "Fortunately, we don't have dugouts!"<BR><BR>