Peanuts by Charles Schulz for July 26, 1973

Transcript:

Marcie sits against a tree and reads a book. Peppermint Patty stands next to her and wears a baseball glove. Peppermint Patty says, "Marcie, I'm short a player . . . I need you out in right field."<BR><BR> Marcie replies, "I hate baseball, sir!" Peppermint Patty begs, "All you have to do is stand out there . . . Please?"<BR><BR> Marcie asks, "What if I get put in the penalty box?" Peppermint Patty replies, "There's no penalty box in baseball . . . Now, please get out there . . ."<BR><BR> Marcie walks in the grass and says, "I forgot to ask if we're playing nine holes or eighteen . . ."<BR><BR>