Peanuts by Charles Schulz for August 09, 1970

Transcript:

Snoopy stands on his doghouse and watches a bird fly towards him. He thinks, "Ah! My secretary arriveth!"<BR><BR> BONK! Snoopy bends over to watch as the bird crashes into the side of the doghouse. He thinks, "More or less..."<BR><BR> The bird sits on the doghouse. Snoopy thinks, "Gentlemen, I am writing in regards to your dog food..."<BR><BR> The birds shorthand symbols.<BR><BR> "It's terrible!" Snoopy thinks as he faces the bird. The bird transcribes this.<BR><BR> Snoopy sits and thinks, "Your dog food is so bad it wouldn't be eaten by a starving cat in a lifeboat!"<BR><BR> "Hee hee hee" Woodstock reads from his pad. Snoopy turns to look at him.<BR><BR> "HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE" TYhe bird laughs.<BR><BR> KLUNK! The bird falls off the doghouse and lands on the ground with a thud. Snoopy looks at him.<BR><BR> The bird is back on the doghouse. He is dizzy. Snoopy raises his eyebrows and thinks, "My secretarty appreciates my sense of humor..."<BR><BR>