Peanuts by Charles Schulz for November 23, 1960
Transcript:
Snoopy rushes through the rain to get to Lucy who is walking along holding an umbrella.<BR><BR> She turns to him and yells, "GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU HYPOCRITE!"<BR><BR> She continues, "You just pretend to like me because I have an umbrella!"<BR><BR> Snoopy walks away through the rain. He thinks, "Even hypocrites hate to get wet!"<BR><BR>
Snoopy speaks a truism.