Pat Oliphant for May 29, 2013
O, Great Inscrutable One, what are your true feelings regarding press freedom? Are you A. in support of? B. ambivalent C. against? D. don't know? E. would rather not say? F. all of the above? G. none of the above? I'm off for a leak Arrest that leaker! Why are we bowing like this? He prefers it this way.