Pat Oliphant for April 12, 2011
Audience Members: What a godawful play! To think they make a living that way! Not only that - they get away with it! Is it over? Please tell me it's over. And the acting! Horrible! I'm too bored to boo! Politicians: That was a fine dramatic performance, Mr. McConnell. You, too, Mr. Reid - breathtaking, in fact. I thought you did just beautifully, Mr. Boehner. We all did! We're so wonderful I could cry! (Sniffle) Obama: Thank you, thank you very much. Man: Wait! This is just intermission!