Pat Oliphant for October 21, 2010
Man: I'd like you to lend me some of that money I loaned you. Banker: You have security, of course? Man: Not right now - you took it all to save yourself. Banker: Well, it's not my fault that you go around making stupid investments. SO! You come in here with no security and a bad track record... and you ask me to lend you money? You think it grows on trees?! GET OUT! Phew! I needed that! Bring me that impudent pup's mortgage file - I'm ready to start foreclosing again!