Pat Oliphant for September 29, 2010

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Teacher: OK, class - listen up. It's education week and our guest educator is Senate hopeful, Christine O'Donnell, gave save us... O'Donnell: Class. I have several things I want to teach you today. Firstly, like, I only dabbled in witchcraft and all that. Y'know, like for youthful curiosity, right? Then, like, I ran for U.S. Senator, like... next, campaign funds have only one purpose and that's to be misused! Hey - you leave that money lying around what's a girl to do? Right? That's fiscal responsibility, right? Next, masturbation is, like, lustful and sinful, and you MUST stop it! Like that boy, there - stop that at once! I stopped it and so can you! Run for Senator instead. It's the same thing, anyway. And another thing - evolution is a myth! If it were true I might have evolved into a stupid monkey! I am a Tea Party member endorsed by that great intellectual Sarah Palin! We have taken over the Tea Party! Tomorrow, the world! Study hard! It's education week. Student: She lost me with that masturbation bit.