Pat Oliphant for October 27, 2009
Insurance Agent 1: Hey, lissennathis! - That punk, Obama, says he wants to rub out our anti-trust exemption. Agent 2: Yeah? Him and what army - Salvation or Afghan? Agent 3: Dear me - I trembles in my hand-fashioned, two-tone, patent-leather, alligator wing tips. Punk: ...And remember - you're covered until you make a claim.