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Pat Oliphant for June 30, 2009
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Transcript:
Democrat Donkey: Used to be, there was a reliable pattern to these scandal things. Once we could depend on democrats being the hetero offenders while republicans were getting caught in men's restrooms. Republican Elephant: Now see here. Donkey: Now, republicans are running off to Argentina to see women, and behaving like heteros. You can't tell one party from another anymore. Elephant: Been that way for some time. Punk: Ah... Summer! The Silly Season.
Not at all, the whole purpose of both political parties is the perpetuation of power and retaining that hold, policy included (as Milton Friedman and Jonah Goldberg have both contended), as with the current push to repeal the 22nd Amendment by Jose Serrano. I honestly don’t give a hooping funt who is in office, regardless of race, creed, or color, they’re all “japes” anyway. I wish the dynastic leech wouldn’t permeate politics: Clinton, Kennedy, Bush, and now Rory Reid, son of Whorehouse Harry, seeking the governorship of Nevada.