Pat Oliphant for February 10, 2009
Transcript:
Abraham Lincoln: Thunderation! How can this be? How can they behave like mean-minded self-seeking obstructionists when foremost in their minds should be the saving of the country? I ask you. How dare they call it the party of Lincoln! What's this? Man: Happy Birthday, sir--anyway. Punk: From a grateful nation.
Abe, these days it’s called The State of Confusion. Heck, they can’t even remember yours or George’s birthday, so they properly celebrate neither.