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Pat Oliphant for November 07, 2000
Bush: I trust the people - trust me! Don't worry - I won't let social security be turned into a government program! I may be dumb as a stump, but it's time for a change! Gore: Please! I'll balance your checkbook for you! I'll pay off your debts. I'll walk your dog. I'll paint your house...anything! Man: Raaaalph! Punk: I suppose it's too late to discuss the issues...