Pat Oliphant for August 23, 2000
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Man: Hey, look! You're way ahead in teh polls, W! Bush: Whi I find tha tmost gratifying... We got this sucker won! In the bag! Can't miss! Man: But, wait - Gore's coming up on the outside! He's passing you! Gore's ahead in the polls!! Bush: What do I say to that inner self? The polls don't really mean anything. The polls don't really mean anything. Man: That's waht Gore says, W. Bush: Oh, sure, easy for him to say when he's ahead - time to bring out Janet Reno and the buddhists. Punk: Oh - a new age rock group.