Pat Oliphant for October 20, 1999
Ross Perot: They better not disrupt my daughter's wedding is all! Jesse Ventura: General, the germans are advancing on all fronts. Shall we fight 'em here? Pat Buchanan: Fight?! This isn't our fight, Jesse - let's get the hell outa here! Punk: He needs to get home to run for president. In the dark days of World War II. General Buchanan confers with his staff.