Pat Oliphant for September 13, 1999

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Cat / Socks: How d'you think we'll like our new house in New York, Buddy? Dog / Buddy: We don't have it yet - something about it being an illegal campaign contribution. Cat: My, my - what if we don't get the house? Then she can't run in New York. Dog: Or, what if we get the house and she loses the election? Cat: Either way, I imagine Mr. Bill will be dodging a lot of flying anvils. Dog: Snafu. Cat: Well, Mr. Bill has dodged his way out of worse. Dog: I don't know why they don't just settle for a doublewide in Texarkana.