Pat Oliphant for January 04, 1999
French man: Behold ze Eureau! It eez so beautiful. It muz be French! German man: Observe der big feet - obviously der Euro ist German! Italian man: Listen to itsa lovely song - ita musta be Italian! British man: I say. Funny lookin' bird - can't be English, what? Better shoot the bloody thing, I suppose. American man: Say Pal - How much for that bird in real money?