Pat Oliphant for March 12, 1998
Punk: I'm not gonna tell him - you tell him. Cat: No, you tell him. Dog: Tell me what, you guys? Cat: The president's going to have you... Dog: What?? Why would he do that?!! Cat: I think so you won't go chasing after female dogs all the time. Punk: You know - stay home, be a nice ol' Buddy... Life abounds with ironies. Dog: Could you teach me to climb trees?