Pat Oliphant for January 28, 1998
January 27, 1998
January 29, 1998
Transcript:
Bill Clinton: What dirty right-wing conspiracy stole my pants? Socks the cat: Jeez! Put 'em back, Buddy - we'll be in big trouble! Reporters (wolves): Hey! Those are the president's pants, aren't they? Why did you steal the president's pants?? You stole 'em to give to Starr so he could do a DNA check, didn't you? Are you part of the conspiracy? Who put you up to this? Who else is in this besides you and the cat? Buddy: It was just a prank. I tell you. Me and the cat, we was just foolin' around - but we didn't mean no harm. What? Yes... I mean no, I mean no yes do I need a lawyer?
