Pat Oliphant for October 20, 1994
Socks: It's close to Halloween - say somethin' scary. Punk: Mayor Marion Barry! Gotcha. Socks: D.C. scares don't count - gimme another one. Punk: OK - Senator Huffington! Gotcha again! Now you try to scare me. Socks: Senator North!! Is slimy cunning a form of intelligence? And where are those folks on the bell curve?