Pat Oliphant for May 18, 1994
President Bill Clinton: Well, I've nominated Breyer for the court. Golly. Was that the right decision, Yuppidopoulos? I wonder...golly... George Stephanopoulos: Don't worry, sir - it was a fine, fine, excellent decision, everybody says so! Clinton: Everybody? Really? You mean that? Stephanopoulos: Really, sir - everyone was most impressed! It's in all the papers! Clinton: Well, well, well - take THAT, all you jerks who call me indecisive! Ha! Yea! Stephanopoulos: Yes, sir...now what would sir like for lunch? Clinton: Oh, jeez, I dunno, Doupadopollis...jeez...hamburger, maybe...large fries...a coke...no. Double cheeseburger. No. A Big Mac! No...chicken! Yeah, chicken. I want chicken maybe. No...what are you having, Stevadoupolis? Punk: Oh, take the plunge - it's bound to be wrong, anyway.