Pat Oliphant for January 08, 1986
Man 1: Say, who's that? Man 2: Shucks, that's jest ol' Gary Hartpence. Gary Hart: Seems like four score 'n' ten-um-nope was only 'bout four years ago... Man 1: Dern! What's he live on? Man 2: He used to have beef till the Mondale gang rustled 'em off. Man 1: How old is he? Man 2: Nobody ever found out. Punk: An' that's all there is. Hart of the West. Crazy ol' coot lives in a log cabin up troublesome gulch always... Sets up thar and imagines hisself to be President. Now he passes hisself off as an author.