Pat Oliphant for March 07, 1984
Journalists (about President Ronald Reagan): Hey! Is he OK? Oh, sure - this is just his sincere, worshipful, praying look! Man (to Jesse Jackson): No, his name's not hymie - try again. Walter Mondale: C'mon - be honest! Look at me - how old d'you think I look? Do I look all that old... Do I? Assistant: That's what Hubert used to ask, sir... Journalists (to Gary Hart): But how old are you really, Gary? ...And why did you change your name? Gart Hart: ...Then I had another idea- Punk: Where's the beef? The Great Issues of 1984.