Pat Oliphant for August 09, 1983
AT&T Workers: Sorry, but with divestiture and all, that is no longer our responsibility - try Automated Ding Dong. Sorry, that's no longer our area - perhaps you could try Southern Automated Bellofone. Sorry, we can't help you - you might try North Eastern Automated Phone, Inc. Sorry, not our department - try Southwest Computophone and Storm Door. We don't handle that - try the Dry Creek Autophone and Cattle Company. Little Man: Dam' phone never stops! What is it now? Punk: Watson, come here - I want you.