Pat Oliphant for November 16, 1981
Reporter: For a grand, would honorable arren-san fix an interview with first rady? Richard Allen: A (gulp) thousand! Why, er, yes I'm sure I could work that... Reporter: Would arren-san do it for ten bucks? Allen: Ten dollars!! What do you think I am??? Reporter: Have already estabrished what you are, arren-san - now we haggle over price. Allen: If Al Haig ever gets wind of this... Punk: Small unmarked Yen is the custom.