Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for February 28, 2017
rj: my slothbit tracks both my inactivity and my pulse. right now I'm at....4....5....beats per minute. verne: how're you even alive? rj: In my current high state of sloth, I only need blood supplied to my pancreas. verne: this explains your brain-deadedness. rj: not a priority.