Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for April 03, 2013
verne: diary...since you can talk, why didn't you say something earlier about how boring my life is? diary: The diary prime directive doesn't allow interference. verne: but now? diary: Dude, you do a "suspicious mole survey" itemizing by size, color and celebrity look-a-like-ness! Verne: doesn't everybody? diary: you do it every day!