Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for January 11, 2013
this whiteout has gone on so long that I've forgotten what color looks like. white is a color. white is not a color! White is where color goes to die! ...white is where color is kicked, beaten and strangled and combined with other colors into an endless, pale, faded plain of bleach boned nothingness. did you forget to dvr "The daily show"? white! I curse your additive super powers of blending!