Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for January 29, 2012
shoorka-shoorka-shoorka-shoorka-thunk! you there! What's the date? Verne: January 29th, 2012. ohmygod! we're too late! Wait! ...there's a chance the time variance quantum probability vectors are still in their nascent flux stage...parameters.... whatever you do, don't say a word for the next ten minutes, or the temporal wave will collapse and the entire universe will vanish! shoorka shoorka shoorka shoorka RJ: what's the word, shell nerd? RJ: I guess he has more important things to do than talk to us. bird: It's always about verne.