Overboard by Chip Dunham for September 16, 1990
balmy weather this evening, huh? balmy weather?? that is so far away from correct pirate lingo that i can't believe it!! i don't ever wanna hear a phrase like "balmy weather" on this ship again!! in fact, before i get really mad let's just pretend you never even said it and change the subject! how do you think we'll do in the big, icky swordfight tomorrow?