Ollie and Quentin by Piers Baker for September 02, 2012
Quentin: Uh-oh, it's Becky, my ex! Ollie: Becky? The one with the facial hair and lazy eye? Quentin: Yup Ollie: The one with the unfortunate skin condition who smells like dog biscuits and dribbles a lot? Quentin: Yup. Go on, say it... Ollie: The one that dumped you? Quentin: Alright! Alright!