Can’t change your fate…
Another entry on the bucket list gone wrong…
Jack and Jill went up the hillTo fetch a pail of water.Jack came downLess half-a-crownAnd Jill came with a daughter.
The same, only different.And if you don’t know what half-a-crown is you’re not as old as I am.Here’s a clue; it’s two-and-six.
For Jill that’s a long, long way to come tumbling after. Did I mention that it’s a really long way? Just saying
Jack warned her in his best alpine voice before reaching the summit, yo-lady-whoa!
No. A crown was/is five shillings. A fiver is five pounds.
Virgin on the ridiculous!
No wait! That’s Mary on a clown’s back!