Good for the whales, but surprising that the (legendary) greatest act of genocide — killing all the men, women [including pregnant women and their precious unborn fetuses] and actually born children — makes such a popular children’s story.
Mysterious ways, and all that.
I am impressed by how all those penguins managed to waddle all the way from Antartica and he had room for the elephants but not the wooly mammoths or unicorns*
Also impressive is how god managed to squeeze more H2O out of the atmosphere to make it rain for 40 days and 40 nights and cover the entire earth, though 40 days and 40 nights of stead rain would not actually cover the entire earth. Nor is there enough water, in any form, to do that.
*And YES! UNICORNS are mentioned in the King James Version of the Bible! Numbers 23:22 & 24:8, Deut 33:17; Job 39:9-10; Psalm 29:6 & 92:10