Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 30, 2016
October 29, 2016
October 31, 2016
Transcript:
Earl and Edna Play Doctor Edna: Did you schedule an appointment for your cardiology checkup? Earl: No...I've decided to go with an alternative method. Edna: What...you mean like holistic? Earl: Uh...something like that... I got to thinking how the heart is a pump, and the rest is like a pipe system that needs to be kept from clogging. Edna: Um...ok...so? Earl: So Larry is gonna check it out. Edna: Wait...Larry? The plumber?! Earl: Oh, he's more than that... ...He's the very, very best plumber who'll make my heart great again!! Edna: ...And America's lead in its race to the bottom just got extended...
I’ve wondered this many times.
Turning to a presidential candidate with no experience who claims he knows how to fix things is like stopping on the way into the operating room,
and switching from an experienced cardio surgeon to a guy who runs a pizza chain,
because the pizza guy promises he can do the job just as well, and without the ’establishment’ complicating matters.
The pizza guy survives to say, "Well, I’ll be darned. It was tougher than I thought. But the guy on the table… well…