Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 17, 2016
Theah we wah, stuck in the middle of the vacuous sea... Suddenly, the empty esland began to rise. That's when I realized it wasn't an island at all. One whiff of somethin' vile told me it had to be the dreaded... Eddie: Yeesa! ...Shameless puffah fish! Fish: I'm hu-u-uge! The mindless monstah is protected by hundreds of poisonous rhetoric spines, the thickest and most toxic known to man. It seemed indestructible. The maw yaw hit it, the biggah and loudah it got...and that's when I figyahd out how to make it go away... Fish: Look at me! Look at me!! Look at me!! I'm hu-u-ger than hu-u-uge! ...By takin' away what it craves most...attention Fish: Hey... All ya have to do is ignore it. Fish: Internment camps for muslims...problem solved! Eddie: Which is a lot easiah said than done. Flo: Hmm...have ya tried a deep friah?