Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 11, 2015
Flo: So what about the people of fiasco aftah the island sunk? Eddie: I gave 'em a lift to the U.S.......Where they could prospah from theah skill as deep hole diggahs. Voices inside white building: How's that hole comin' along? Inescapable, senator. Great! Keep digging. Flo: And suddenly a ludicrous stahry begins to explain so much... Eddie: That's what I'm heah fah.