Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 25, 2014
Flo: What's that yaw got hangin' around yawr neck, deah? Joe: It's an award the girls gave me... ...They call it the "exalted medal of coolness" This is their certificate... "For the most fun-loving and forgiving Dad on the planet! Flo: Aw, that's nice. So what brought this about? Joe: Um...now that you mention it, they never told me. Flo: Oh, deah... Joe: *sigh* I'd better get home. Kate: You're absolutely sure daddy gave his approval to make this into a mud bath? Danae: Of course! It's implied by his accepting the award. Lucy: Wait... What?