Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 16, 2013
Jeffrey: Hey, thanks for the motivation, Danae! Danae: On what? Jeffrey: Zombie verification. Danae: How'd I do that? Jeffrey: You said zombies don't exist and never will, but the zombie theory is they will exist, so I'm going to the future to find out and bring back proof! If this was a movie, you'd be the one who ironically starts it by bringing back a zombie. Jeffrey: *gasp* I didn't think of that. That'd be so cool! Danae: Boys are so weird.