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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 24, 2013

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    Varnes  almost 9 years ago

    Sure, and blame it on her….I see how it is….That fruit is rotten to the core…(See what I did there?)

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    el8  almost 9 years ago

    The snake left after this announcement knowing he could never equal such skullduggery.

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    Varnes  almost 9 years ago

    Hey, he may have apples, but I bet she’s got quite a,…um…..Gee…How do you spell pair again…?

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    Superfrog  almost 9 years ago

    Good night , Gracie.

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    baileydean  almost 9 years ago

    So that is where all those bad apples in the banking industry came from!

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    Linguist  almost 9 years ago

    He’s going to take those apples and invest in a cider mill.She’s going to wind up with vinegar.He’ll get rich, she go to the serpent, whose real name is Bernie the Attorney, and she’ll invent alimony !Thus she’ll wind up with all his apples…

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    Varnes  almost 9 years ago

    Hey, Superfrog, who’s cider you on? Hey, you haven’t seen Gracie have you?

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    Varnes  almost 9 years ago

    Oh, dang, I forgot to prune my plum tree…Oh, peachy, he said, raisin his voice.. oh, there she is!…Good night Gracie…

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    vwdualnomand  almost 9 years ago

    let us break up the banks. jail the bad bankers. the ones who money launder drug money, got around sanctions, finance hate groups, and involved in libor. the ones whose hedging strategy failed miserably ($2 billion loss). the ones who used illegal trades just to keep their jobs, but resulted in a $6 billion loss for the bank. the ones who paid off rating agencies for their bad investments. the ones who cooked the books for many companies and even a country to get into the euro. the ones where we bailed them out, and are ungrateful. the ones who go on financial tv shows and proclaim everything is gold, but it is really glitter.

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    jreckard  almost 9 years ago

    Silly Adam. Money doesn’t grow on trees.

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    Vonne Anton  almost 9 years ago

    So that’s where the one bad apple started spoiling the whole bunch!

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    Vonne Anton  almost 9 years ago

    Just couldn’t resist it, could you? A joke about banking set in the garden of Eden and you have to use it to slam the bible (again!). Give it a rest and just enjoy the joke.-Here, troll…come on, eat it, a nice Wheetabix for you…go on, there’s a good troll….yes, munch some and then run along.-[Having fed the troll, he wanders off through the garden.]

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    BillWa  almost 9 years ago

    Looks like Liberalism to me. What’s mine is mine and what’s yours is mine

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    5000 year old man  almost 9 years ago

    Actually, the first bankers were probably temple prostitutes in ancient Babylon.

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    elbeck  almost 9 years ago

    If the apples were not rotten, this couldn’t have been the creation of banking….

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    Jim Bedsole Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    As someone who is proud to be a community banker, sure dont appreciate Wiley always bashing on bankers. Yes, there are some bad apples in banking, just like in any industry. But most bankers are just ordinary citizens and are your neighbors and friends.

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    It had been a while since Wiley last let his anti-business prejudice come out. I was afraid something had happened to him. (Yeah, yeah, so it’s just a comic. That’s what all the philosophically tone-deaf say.)

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    dabugger  almost 9 years ago

    Where greed begin. Where will it end? When I lose my mortgage. What bank was it that evicted THE family from Eden?

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    Ernest Lemmingway Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    “Money is the root of all evil…I think I need more money.”

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    jprozeboom  almost 9 years ago

    If Adam absconds with all the apples, how are we going to discover original sin, which you have to admit has been a lot of fun over the centuries..

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    Rickapolis  almost 9 years ago

    This explains why, when I look up ‘banker’ in the dictionary, there is a picture of a guy wearing a mask.

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    paulpriems  almost 9 years ago

    How come Adam and Eve are always depicted with belly buttons if they were the first man and woman?

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    The word you wanted is “hoarding”. Anyone else want to comment on my education?

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    Varnes  almost 9 years ago

    Joan Alos…. Yeah that’s it…it was a pair of pears I was thinking of….Cantaloupes are good too……..

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    ninety_nine_percent  almost 9 years ago

    Careful Wiley, you are showing your political side.

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    Caddy57  almost 9 years ago

    The real truth is Adam lost the case in court ….becaaaause instead of shoiwng up for the “appeal” he went to the county fair and judged “apples” instead! Many thanks to Green Acres for all the terrific LAME humor I have been subjected to at an early age.

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