Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 23, 2012
Flo: So ah ya ready fah Christmas, Eddie? Eddie: Ah-yeh. Speakin' o' which... Merry Christmas, Flo! Flo: Oh, my goodness... Thank you, Eddie! Uh... what is this? Eddie: Somethin' you've always wanted. Flo: Payin' yawr bah tab? Eddie: Ah-yeh! Flo: Then I suppose congratulations ah in awday... Eddie: Uh... what fah? Flo: When you think payin' what you owe is a gift, then you must've made it to the top one pahcent. Eddie: No... but I figyahd I've gotta staht the climb up somewheah.