Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 14, 2011
Danae: Whoa, what's this... another friend request? Well, I'll bet you do wish you could be my friend... but I've never heard of you, and a celebrity can't be associated with the riff-raff, so... make friends with my delete button! Celebrityhood isn't for the meek. Lucy: Or the sane, apparently.