Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 15, 2011
Danae: Hey, Jeffrey... I need help setting up my Dad's anti-social network. Jeffrey: Let me guess... your laptop keeps shutting down, right? Danae: Um... yeah. How'd you know? Jeffrey: It's the Internet's fail-safe system. Conflicting social networks would cause a temporal vortex to open, sending us all back to the Stone Age. Danae: Wait... y-y-you mean... gasp. Back to the 1980s?! EEEEK! Jeffrey: Worse... the pre-cable TV 70's.