Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 31, 2009
B.E. Before Eve. The unrecorded time of an all-guy paradise... Man: Ever get the feeling that we're missing something? Rolf: Like URP what? Man: I don't know. Rolf: Well...we have an endless supply of pizza and beer to go with watching football, baseball, and basketball games all day. What else could we possibly be missing? Man: I dunno...maybe we should go ask the big guy. God: Wazzup, dudes? Man: Um...I think we're missing an element that would fulfill our lives, but don't know what it could be. God: Hmm...hold on, let me think. Ah! I've got it... Behold! Foom. Man: Holy... Rolf: W-w-what is it? God: I call it, hockey... Man: Yep, that should do it... Thanks, big dude! Rolf: Oh, baby! Do I smell broken teeth?!