Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 14, 2007
Danae: What are you doing with that chicken, Jeffrey? Jeffrey: It's not a chicken, Danae. It's a tyrannosaurus Rex! DNA research shows that the chicken is a direct descendant, so no I can legitimately say that I have a pet T-Rex! Danae: Uh-huh... Jeffrey: Is it just me, or are girls just impossible to impress? Chicken: I'd say both, O great descendant of the rodent.