Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 11, 2001
February 10, 2001
February 12, 2001
Transcript:
Ele...in the time before Man The votes have been cast for the next emperor of Bullemia, but the winner is still undetermined. At Blohard Party election headquarters, Lambert Bohr anxiously waits for a sign of victory... TV: ...So with 99% of the votes counted, it's clear that Bohr has the most votes nationwide... Dinosaur: Ya-a-a... TV: ...Which, or course, means absolutely nothing in our electoral process. Dinosaur: ...hoo. TV: So it will come down to who wins the swamp district. Now let's go to correspondent Sergio Aragones for an update...Sergio? Sergio: Thanks, Tom...the voting procedure seems to be as antiquated as the voters here... Old Dinosaur: Hey, did I vote yet? Dinosaur: This is the time to display the true character of political leadership. Dog: Yes sir...the lawyers will be unleashed right away.
