Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 22, 1998
Ned: Today's the first day of fall, Danae! Danae: Oh...yee-ha. Ned: I thought you liked all that celestial stuff. Danae: Only if you can put it in a context relevant to MY life... Noise: click click click click click Ned: The cosmos is reminding us that Christmas vacation is only three months away... Danae: Ah...suddenly astronomy is making sense.