Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 13, 1992
April 12, 1992
April 14, 1992
Transcript:
How to tell stupidity has gone from casual use to addiction. Symptom #23: When you claim the race track as a dependent.
In a possibly apocryphal story, Birgitte Nilsson, one of the leading sopranos in the 1960s and 70s, was asked by her accountant if she had any dependents. She named the general manager of the Metropolitan Opera Company.