“Or the time I played too much Ash-Somlia? Or the time I made a snowman in the house? Or the time I played with my Junior Nuclear Warheads kit? Or the time I reorganized Alaska’s boroughs? Or the time I scalped Aunt Fritzi’s phone? Or the time I raised pigs under my bed? Or the time I switched artists? Or the time I invaded Bhutan? Or the time I buried Sluggo alive? Or the time I demolished our house? Or the time I robbed Old Doc McGee’s house? Or the time I wrote custom captions for The Far Side? Or the time I time traveled and stole Augustus’ undergarments? Or the time I said “or the time” one too many times? Or the time where I disregared what I just said? Or the time I got so caught up in talking I didn’t realize I was walking right into a car and th-"
“Or the time I played too much Ash-Somlia? Or the time I made a snowman in the house? Or the time I played with my Junior Nuclear Warheads kit? Or the time I reorganized Alaska’s boroughs? Or the time I scalped Aunt Fritzi’s phone? Or the time I raised pigs under my bed? Or the time I switched artists? Or the time I invaded Bhutan? Or the time I buried Sluggo alive? Or the time I demolished our house? Or the time I robbed Old Doc McGee’s house? Or the time I wrote custom captions for The Far Side? Or the time I time traveled and stole Augustus’ undergarments? Or the time I said “or the time” one too many times? Or the time where I disregared what I just said? Or the time I got so caught up in talking I didn’t realize I was walking right into a car and th-"