Nancy: We've had this new guest book for two weeks and no names in it yet.
Book title reads: GUEST BOOK.
Nancy: ZZZ ZZZ I hear a noise down-stairs. WILL YOU PLEASE SIGN OUR GUEST BOOK?
Signing guest books is mainly for funerals, Nancy.
BTW, why do burglars always look the same in the comics? Reminds me of an episode of I LOVE LUCY, where Ricky had Fred disguise himself as a burglar in order to “steal” Lucy’s mink coat.