Monty by Jim Meddick for February 16, 2017
Ah yes!... De video of de hamster is eliziting de purrins! Hmm... und yes... de purr is abnormal! I zuspect Fleshy iz zuffering from zum deep zeated anxiety that iz inhibiting hiz exzpression of pleasure! Really? cats have deep seated anxieties? Oh, yess... I once treated a calico who... as a kitten... Wittnessed a Garfield shlipper getting zucked into a canister vacuum... Ach, du lieber! Vhat a bundle of neuroses!