Monty by Jim Meddick for November 27, 2016
November 26, 2016
November 28, 2016
Transcript:
Um... Monty... Uh... I think you better come here and take a look at this... Oh no! No! Noooooo! It... It's one of those creepy clowns that everyone's talking about!... Oh @#$@#! Oh @#$@#! Now calm down... Calm down... Let's not jump to conclusions... Let's go out there and confront this whole situation rationally... Ok... Ok... But you go first... Uh... Hi there Mr. Clown! What brings you to th' neighborhood?! Oh I was just writing back from doin' charity work at the Children's Hospital when my unicycle got a flat... See there?! Now that's a perfectly reasonable explanation for... Ok... Now why are you cowering? It just so happens I'm also afraid of regular clowns...
Actually it’s not universal, just American…people in other countries I’ve been to are baffled by Americans’ fear of clowns…but they also think that Americans are afraid of just about everything